Posted by
Dave Perkins on Wednesday, December 10, 2008 8:14:33 AM
It has come to my attention that Oprah Winfrey weights 2/3rds as much as I do.
Big deal.
But she seems to think it's an occasion for a mea culpa of colossal (200 lb?) proportions.
Oprah, for God's sake, MOVE ALONG. You don't owe it to anyone to make weight. You're not a prize fighter, you're not a Jenny spokesgal, nobody CARES what you weigh. Just go have a sugar free latte with Valerie Bertinelli and Marie Osmond and cry a little and move along.
And aside-- how can she be so depressed as to eat for comfort? Didn't 'THE ONE' win his election? Isn't he president in January? What on earth is depressing to her?